So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
