he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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