Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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