Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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