i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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