That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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