these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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