bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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