We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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