The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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