I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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