On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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