im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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