its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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