Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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