Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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