That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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