this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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