Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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