Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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