btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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