After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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