Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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