brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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