I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I wear drunk well.
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