She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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