This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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