In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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