I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
pop tarts are not kleenex
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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