But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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