make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
There r osticjed everywhere
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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