NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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