random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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