mondays should just be called national damage control day
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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