we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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