how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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