i think my mom watched the whole time
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
you had me at cake vodka
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My bed is full of blood and feathers
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i think my cat just said my name.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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