That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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