OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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