If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
