I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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