Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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