handjob tips. give me some.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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