is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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