And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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