too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just want to make out with him forever
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
