The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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