You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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