ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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