I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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