I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
