Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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