you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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