After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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