but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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