tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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