She's JV to your varsity
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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