Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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